Thursday, May 22, 2014

Me And Mrs. shekhawat

part - 12 
Me And Mrs. shekhawat

sandhir seriously kam karte hain)
(but randhir ko sanyu se bat karni hoti hain)
(in boys hostel)
randhir : jiggy tune aaj kaustuki ko phon nahi kiya..
jiggy : kyu randhir bhai...?
randhir : bas aisehi..?
(jiggy ko hi kaustuki ka phon ata hain)
jiggy : ha kaustuki...howz u baby..
randhir : phon speaker par rakh na..
jiggy : (phon speakr par karta hain...)
randhir : muje baat karni hain kaustuki se..
jiggy : karo..
randhir : hiii kaustuki ..tumhari roomi kaha hain..
kaustuki : sanyu..she's here..shall u talk with her.
randhir : no..bas aisehi..kaisi ho..(sanyu ke liye)
(sanyu bhi ati hain)
sanyu : kaustuik..bol dena use main thik hun..
and jiggy tum kaise ho..
jiggy : abhi to mile te canteen me..
sanyu : and tumhara nonsence friend..
kaisa hain?
jiggy : kaun randhir bhai
randhir : i am nonsence,,,kaustuki..apni friend se kahena..khud ki degree logo batti na fire..
sanyu : jiggy apne friend se kahena..apna mcp wala lecture kisi aur ko de
randhir : kaustuki apni miss farzi se kahena...apni padai me dhyan de
sanyu : jiggy...mr. mcp ko kahena..apni study pe focus kare..
randhir : kaustuki ...apni friend se kahena..fail ho gayi na to jindibhar kitchen me husband ke liye khana pakana padega..
sanyu : jiggy..apne friend se kahena...din me bhi sapne na dekhe...aur acche doctor ko jarur dikhana...tumhara friend pagal ho gaya hain
randhir : kaustuki...
kaustuki : shut up randhir...this my phon not boxing ring...tum log yaha bhi suru ho gaye...and u jiggy...bye..(gusse me phon cut kar deti hain)
jiggy : kya randhir bhai..kaustuki..gussa ho gayi..
kaustuki : ur really impossible sanyu...
(kaustuki waha se chali jati hain)
sanyu : (smile..) i no...and u also my..cute mcp...
(vardhan sir happy with thier perfomous..)
(fite ke 1st year ki exam suru ho jati hain..)
(sare student study me buzy rahete hain)
(exam khatam,,,hoti hain)
(all gang in canteen)
jiggy : finally..exam khatam ho gayi...
sanyu : yes..ab hum sab apne ghar jayenge...wow..
randhir : ohh really...but kaunse ghar...?
sanyu : offcourse meri sasural ko..
kyu tumhara bhi hain kya..?
jiggy : kya randhir bhai aap bhi..
kaustuki : i miss u all..
parth : yaad to ayegi...but dont worry bas kuch dino ki to baat hain..
sanyu : right parth..
yoyo : chalo ajj kuch party sarty karte hain..kal tum apne raste hum apne raste...kyu jiggy putter...
parth : why not...
yoyo : to fir ajj sham yaro de naam...
(sab log party ke liye agree karte hain)
(party is on..sab log party enjoy karte hain)
(vardhan sir randhir ke pass jakar kehet hain)
vardhan sir : tum party kyu enjoy nahi kar rahe ho..
randhir : kar to rahe hain..app hi to humare sath mugle - e - azam khel rahe hain to kya kare...?
vardhan sir : u argu..? with me?
randhir : no sir not really wo bas aisehi i am sorry...
vardhan sir : go and enjoy party with her...
randhir : mins.
vardhan sir :.maaf kiya tum dono ko..
randhir : happy..really sir..thanku
vardhan sir : go....and ye saddy face ko jara happy banao..
(yoyo drink lekar ata hain)
yoyo : wo sir ji ye kaune me kya khusur pusur chal rahi hain
kuch drink shink ho jaye..
vardhan sir : tum log apni party continued rakho...
(aur waha se chale jate hain)
yoyo : sir ji bade boaring type ke bande hain...kyu randhir paji..
randhir : nahi yoyo wo to bas....chal chod party enjoy karte hain
(randhir jakar sanyu ko dance ke liye puchta hain)
randhir : will u dance with me?
sanyu : but wo punishment...?
randhir : plese say yes...i wanna say something...
(sanyu randhir ke sath dance karne lagti hain....baki log bhi apne partner ke sath dance karne ;agte hain)
(yoyo apne chelo ke sath hi apni dancing jodi banata hain)
sanyu : randhir...wo vardhan sir...kya kaha unone..?
randhir : his forgive us...and allow to tallk eachother...
sanyu : (smile) really....
randhir : tumhari kasam...
sanyu : i miss u so much...pata hain tumhare sath jab tak jagda nahi karti mera din hi..nahi gujrta...
randhir : shut sanyukta...please ye drama band karo..
sanyu : mera drama aur tumhara pyar..this is not fair randhir...
u dont luv me na...
randhir : i u crazy...i jst kidding wid u...
sanyu : me also...
randhir : pagal...kahi ki..
(party khatam hoti hain)
(in morning....sab apne ghar jane ko nikalte hain)
kaustuki : hey sanyu i miss u so much..
sanyu : me also baby...
parth : bye sanyukta..bye randhir..
sanyu : by parth...
randhir : fir millenge..(gale milkar...)

(randhir and sanyukta ghar aate hain)
sanyu : kinte dino ke baad hum ghar aye hain randhir,,,
randhir : ya..apne ghar..mrs. shekhwat..
sanyu : yes mr. shekhwat..but papa kaha hain..
(randhir papa ko phon lagata hain)
randhir : hello papa kha hain app,,?
papa : wo main to main london me hun..kuch jaruri kam tha..2-3 din me aa jaunga..
tum dono aa gaye ghar...?
randhir : ha papa
(sanyu phon lekar bolne lagti hain)
sanyu : papa kaha ho app we r miss u
papa : bas kuch office ka kam hain...jadhi loutunga..take care beta..
sanyu : u also papa...
papa : bye beta..(phone cut kar dete hain)
randhir : papa to bhar gaye hain...
sanyu : its ok..chlo baki ke kam to karte hain..
tum fresh ho jao...main ye bags unpack karti hun..
(sanyu apne kamre me..bags unpack karti hain)
(piche awaz ati hain)
(hiiiiiiiii janeman kaisi ho?)
(sanyu turne karke dekhti hain)
sanyu : tum tumhe kaise pata hum ane wale hain...
purvi : (she's randhir's childhood friend)...hum bhi apne dosto ki khbar rakhte hain..
were is my  BF...?
sanyu : tum nahi sudhrogi na?
purvi : abhi to bigde hain yaar...
sanyu : purvi please...
(randhir bathroom se bhar ata hain)
randhir : are purvi tum kab ayi...?
purvi : bas abhi...yaar teri ye mrs. shekwat badi boaring type ki hain
sanyu : fir kyu ati ho yaha..ye koi cinema hall nahi tumhara entenment ho..
purvi : aai ..haai..kya gusa hain...kash main ladka hoti to pakka tuje bhaga ke le jati sanyukta..
sanyu : apni hadd me raho..purvi
randhir : sanyu wo aishi hain tum janti ho na use..majak karti ho..
purvi : sanyu gusse tum ekdam pataka lagti ho..ekdam hot
sanyu : randhir isse chup karawo...nahi to main 
purvi : take chill pill meri jaan
randhir : sanyukta main jara bhar ja raha hun..kuch kam hain
sanyu : isse bhi le jao
purvi : oye miss hitler ki poti hum ate bhi apne marji se aur jate bhi marji se
(randhir chala jata hain)
purvi : bechara randhir jawani me hi sahid ho gaya...
sanyu : what u min...
purvi : usse tum jaisi wife jo milli...
sanyu : enough...bas purvi...
sanyu : kabhi to ladki ki tarah behave karo...
aur itni hi wife banna ka exprience chiye to...why not marry someone
purvi : (serious) fir kardo meri shadi randhir se...
sanyu : shocked...kya kaha tumne...
purvi : (laugh)...oye tu to serious ho gayi...tenssion na le dost hain mera wo...
aur shadi karni hi padi to...tu hain na...(sanyu ka hath pakdakar)
sanyu : purvi behave ur self...i dont like it...
purvi : oye...tu kya samaj rahi hain muje...
sanyu : mera chodo par plese khud ko ladki samjo itna kafi hain


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