“Me And Mrs. Shekhawat”

Part -6

“Me And Mrs. Shekhawat”
(randhir bhi guse me sanyu ke piche jata hain)randhir : (sanyu ka hath pakdakr)...ye apna attitude..kisi aur ko dikhana..tume bhot confidence hain apne girl power pe..to main bhi dekhta hun...ki tum dream team me kaise hissa leti ho..tumhare form par koun singh karta hain....sanyu : (randhir ka hath dur karte huye)...aur main bhi dekhti hun ki muje kaun rokhta hain..
randhir : tum mere papa se hi singh karaogi na..yaha bhi mere help ke bina tum aage nahi ja sakati...tumhare papa to singh nahi karege..(haskar)
sanyu : ladkiyo ko itna bhi kamjor mat samjo randhir...
mere iss dream team ke form pe tum singh karoge..
randhir : (jor se haskar..) tum sapna to nahi dekh rahi...
sanyu : sapne me nahi...pure hosh me karoge...
randhir : muje challenge..randhir singhs

shekhawat ko challenge...
sanyu : yes..i challenged u..
(sanyu waha se chali jati hain)
(nxt day...in libarary)
(sandhir ko dono ko simla se call ata hain...dono..shocked hokar..vardhan sir ke pass jaate hain)
(vardhan sir ke office me)
sanyu : wo sir hamare ghar se phon ayaa tha hume ghar jana hoga..papa ki tyabet achanak kharab ho gayi hain...
randhir : yes..sir..plz hume jane dijiye..bas do din me wapas aa jayenge...
vardhan sir : ok...but do din me wapas nahi aaye to dream team bhul jana..
sanyu : thanku sir...
(randhir and sanyu dono ghar pohcte hain..)
(dono shocked ho jate hain..randhir ke papa thik rahet hain...unhe kuch nahi hota hain..)
sanyu : papa app thik to hain na...wo phon...
randhir : call apne kiya tha papa..?
randhir's papa :ha maine kiya tha..tumhe seedhe bulata to tum log padhai ka bhana banakar nahi ate...
randhir : papa hum sach me buzy the..
randhir's papa : sanyukta ke mamy ka order tha...kal "karvachuad" hain to sanyukta ka phela karvachuad hain to uski ke liye tum dono ko bulaya hain..
sanyu : (angry...mann me)...shit yaar ye mamy bhi na..
randhir's papa : chlo abb nikalte hain...
(shekhwat family...sanyu ke ghar ati hain)
sanyu's mom : (sabka welcome karti hain)..sanyu ko gale lagati hain...
sanyu;mom : accha hua tum log aa gaye..itne buzy hone ke bavjud tum aaye...
sanyu : kaise nahi ate...ma..aapne jo bulaya tha..
sanyu;s mom : chlo ab khana kha te hain...
(sab log dinner karte hain)
(sanyu apne bed room me padh rahi hoti hain)
(randhir waha pe ata hain)
randhir : chlo utho ab..muje sona hain...
sanyu : to so jao..sofa khali pada hain..
randhir : muje mere bed pe sona hain...tumhare nahi..
sanyu : wo tumhara hi hain...go..and sleep..
randhir : last baar bol raha hun..varna...
sanyu : varna...maroge muje...
(randhir jakar sanyu ke godi me so jata hain...)
sanyu : utho...randhir...ur to heavy...
randhir : tumhe seehe muh koi baat samaj nahi ati na...
sanyu : thik hain...so jao bed par...waise bhi sone ke liye need chiye bed nahi..
(sanyu uthne ki koshish karti hain...but fir se randir par girati hain,,,,and dono ka eyelocked hota hain...)
randhir : tume thik se utha nahi bhi nahi jata....
sanyu : tumhari wajah se...now sleep...agar khabradar kharate mare to...
randhir : wo miss...wife..plz meri life control karna chod do...
sanyu : kya kha tumne miss wife...(hasti hain..)
(sanyu ki mom...room me enter karti hain)
mom : kya baate ho rahi hain...
sanyu : kuch nahi ma..wo aise hi..
mom : sanyu je le kal tum ye kapde pahena..
sanyu : kyu ma..
mom : kyu matlab..kal tera phela karvachaud hain...
sanyu : ma..ye jaruri hain..varth vaigra..muje nahi karna hain...
mom : aisa nahi kahte beta...
sanyu : sirf ladkiya kyon..ladko bhi karna chayiye...
randhir : rahne do aunty agar ye nahi chati to..waise bhi jo kam dil se na ho use to bhagvan bhi except nahi kar te...
sanyu : fir tum kyon nahi karte...
mom : sanyu ye kya tarika hain...apne pati se bat karne ka...
randhir : koi baat nahi..thik hain main bhi rakunga ye varth...
mom : beta ye tumhare bas ka nahi..
sanyu : rahne do na ma ye bahot juddi hain..
mom : tum bhi na sanyu...
(sanyu ki mom chali jati hain)
sanyu : agar nahi kahti to bhi main varth karti ma...
(mann me)
(rat ko sargi cermony raheti hain...sanyu uski ke liye tyar hoti hain...)
randhir : raat ko..tyar hokar kaha ja rahi...
sanyu : bhag rahi...hun...
randhir : really...jao jaddi...
sanyu : dambo..niche wo.."sargi" ki rasam hain...
randhir : what is that..
sanyu : so jao..
(sanyu looking very pretty...randhir use..blanket...ke nichese chup chup ke dekhta hain)
(sanyu niche chali jati hain...)
(randhir bhi sanyu ke piche hall me jata hain...)
(sari aurate hall me ati hain..puja and katha..sunana ne ke liye...)
(sanyu ki padosi aunty...)
aunty : ye kya sanyuktane sindoor nahi bhara mang me...
(randhir piche se akar...)
randhir : koi bat nahi..aunty ab bhar legi..
(and randhir ek pinch sindoor lekar sanyu ke mang me bhar deta hain...)

(nxt morning)
(on breakfast)
sanyu's papa : (to randhir) aao beta nasta kar lo..
randhir : nahi o uncle mera ajj fast hain..
sanyu's papa : kya...
(randhir ke papa and sanyu ke papa randhir ki taraf dekhkar haste hain)
randhir's papa : sanyukta ne tuje pura hi..badal diya..
keep it up..
sanyu's papa : ye sab aurato ke kam hain beta...jane do nasta kar lo..
randhir : no uncle...
(randhir waha se chala jata hain)
(in aftrnoon)
(randhir akela kamre me hota hain)
randhir : (khud se hi)...action se bol to diya...main bhi fast karunga...
par ab pet me chuhe kabaadi khel rahe..kya karu yaar i getting..to hungry...
(randhir bhar jata hain...hall me koi nahi raheta..randhir kithen me jakar..jaldi se khana lekar..room me jata hain)
(sanyu and mom...bhar se mehndi lagkar ate hain..)
(sanyu me ja rahi hoti hi hain...wo drwaje se..jhak kar dekhti hain,,,,,randhir bed pe baithkar khana kha raha hota hain..)
randhir : wa..kya khana tha...wow...
sanyu : (mann me..) bachu mere sath cheating....
(karvachaud ki cermony..puri hoti hain...)
sanyu's mom...ab khana kha lete hain..subah se bache bhuke hain...
sanyu : wohi to maa bechara randhir kabse bhuka hain....
chalo 

(sanyu puri family ke sath…randhir ke liye khana leke jati hain…)
(randhir kamre me baitha hota hain…)
Randhir : are app sab log yaha…main khana khane aahi raha tha…app kyu..
Mom : aise kaise beta..lo ajj main tume apne hatho se khana khilaungi….
(Ek ek kar ke sab log randhir ko…khana khilate hain…)
Beta ab meetha…
Randhir : nahi wo aunty muje pasand nahi sweet…
Randhir’s papa : khale thodasa…..
(randhir ko…sab log…”gulabjamun khilate hain…)
Sanyu : ab meri bari….randhir open ut mouth…
Randhir : use guse dekhta hain….
Sanyu : kho…(use gulabjamun khilati hain…)
Mom : beta ab ye badam wala dudh bhi peena hain…
Randhir : whatttt….nahi aunty..plz…
Sanyu : kya randhir…ma ne etna pyar se banaya hain…aur tum..be a good boy..
Peelo..
(aur use jabrdasti milk pilati hain)
Mom : ajj tumne sanyu ke liye…varth rakha..bhot accha laga…
Sanyu : ma ab hum chale…sab logo bhuk lagi hogi
(sab dinner karne jate hain)
(sanyu dinner karke room me ati hain)
(randhir ki halat kharab…hoti hain…jada khana kane ke wajah…se…uski tbyet bigad jati hain)
Randhir : tumne ye janbuj ke kiya na…
Sanyu : ab maine kya kiya…
Randhir : tume pata hain…muje metha pasand nahi…
Sanyu : isliye to khilaya…tum jarasa meetha bol sako…
Randhir : tumhare iss majaz ne meri kya halat ki..hain…
Mera pet dukh raha..hain…aur ultiya bhi ho rahi hain…
Nahi chodunga..tumhe..sanyukta agrwal….
(aur bathroom me jata hain…)
(bhar ata hain)
Randhir : wo halat karunga na,,,
Sanyu : phele apne app ko sambhalo…baad me meri halat bigadna…
Randhir : mera pet…(dard se krahte huye..)
Sanyu : wo…dard ho raha hain…
Randhir : nahi…khushi ho rahi hain…
Sanyu : dawa chiye…
Randhir : plz sanyukta,,,hogi to dedo..bhot dard ho raha hain….
Sanyu : dawai..lati hain…lo…
Randhir : thanku…(uske hath se lene jata hain)
Sanyu : itni asani se nahi randhir…
Randhir : r u mad….plz give me…
Sanyu : dream team ka form nikalti hain…) singh it..
Randhir : sanyukta..ur impossible…plz…give me medicine
Sanyu : singh karo…
Randhir : forn par singh karta hain…
Sanyu : (use medicine deti hain)…
Randhir : (medicine leta hain…)
Sanyu : don’t challenge me again…u no who I am…
Mrs. Sanyukta shekhwat…mind it… #jyotirandhir : tum mere papa se hi singh karaogi na..yaha bhi mere help ke bina tum aage nahi ja sakati...tumhare papa to singh nahi karege..(haskar)sanyu : ladkiyo ko itna bhi kamjor mat samjo randhir...mere iss dream team ke form pe tum singh karoge..randhir : (jor se haskar..) tum sapna to nahi dekh rahi...sanyu : sapne me nahi...pure hosh me karoge...randhir : muje challenge..randhir singh dhekhawat ko challenge...sanyu : yes..i challenged u..(sanyu waha se chali jati hain)(nxt day...in libarary)(sandhir ko dono ko simla se call ata hain...dono..shocked hokar..vardhan sir ke pass jaate hain)(vardhan sir ke office me)sanyu : wo sir hamare ghar se phon ayaa tha hume ghar jana hoga..papa ki tyabet achanak kharab ho gayi hain...randhir : yes..sir..plz hume jane dijiye..bas do din me wapas aa jayenge...vardhan sir : ok...but do din me wapas nahi aaye to dream team bhul jana..sanyu : thanku sir...(randhir and sanyu dono ghar pohcte hain..)(dono shocked ho jate hain..randhir ke papa thik rahet hain...unhe kuch nahi hota hain..)sanyu : papa app thik to hain na...wo phon...randhir : call apne kiya tha papa..?randhir's papa :ha maine kiya tha..tumhe seedhe bulata to tum log padhai ka bhana banakar nahi ate...randhir : papa hum sach me buzy the..randhir's papa : sanyukta ke mamy ka order tha...kal "karvachuad" hain to sanyukta ka phela karvachuad hain to uski ke liye tum dono ko bulaya hain..sanyu : (angry...mann me)...shit yaar ye mamy bhi na..randhir's papa : chlo abb nikalte hain...(shekhwat family...sanyu ke ghar ati hain)sanyu's mom : (sabka welcome karti hain)..sanyu ko gale lagati hain...sanyu;mom : accha hua tum log aa gaye..itne buzy hone ke bavjud tum aaye...sanyu : kaise nahi ate...ma..aapne jo bulaya tha..sanyu;s mom : chlo ab khana kha te hain...(sab log dinner karte hain)(sanyu apne bed room me padh rahi hoti hain)(randhir waha pe ata hain)randhir : chlo utho ab..muje sona hain...sanyu : to so jao..sofa khali pada hain..randhir : muje mere bed pe sona hain...tumhare nahi..sanyu : wo tumhara hi hain...go..and sleep..randhir : last baar bol raha hun..varna...sanyu : varna...maroge muje...(randhir jakar sanyu ke godi me so jata hain...)sanyu : utho...randhir...ur to heavy...randhir : tumhe seehe muh koi baat samaj nahi ati na...sanyu : thik hain...so jao bed par...waise bhi sone ke liye need chiye bed nahi..(sanyu uthne ki koshish karti hain...but fir se randir par girati hain,,,,and dono ka eyelocked hota hain...)randhir : tume thik se utha nahi bhi nahi jata....sanyu : tumhari wajah se...now sleep...agar khabradar kharate mare to...randhir : wo miss...wife..plz meri life control karna chod do...sanyu : kya kha tumne miss wife...(hasti hain..)(sanyu ki mom...room me enter karti hain)mom : kya baate ho rahi hain...sanyu : kuch nahi ma..wo aise hi..mom : sanyu je le kal tum ye kapde pahena..sanyu : kyu ma..mom : kyu matlab..kal tera phela karvachaud hain...sanyu : ma..ye jaruri hain..varth vaigra..muje nahi karna hain...mom : aisa nahi kahte beta...sanyu : sirf ladkiya kyon..ladko bhi karna chayiye...randhir : rahne do aunty agar ye nahi chati to..waise bhi jo kam dil se na ho use to bhagvan bhi except nahi kar te...sanyu : fir tum kyon nahi karte...mom : sanyu ye kya tarika hain...apne pati se bat karne ka...randhir : koi baat nahi..thik hain main bhi rakunga ye varth...mom : beta ye tumhare bas ka nahi..sanyu : rahne do na ma ye bahot juddi hain..mom : tum bhi na sanyu...(sanyu ki mom chali jati hain)sanyu : agar nahi kahti to bhi main varth karti ma...(mann me)(rat ko sargi cermony raheti hain...sanyu uski ke liye tyar hoti hain...)randhir : raat ko..tyar hokar kaha ja rahi...sanyu : bhag rahi...hun...randhir : really...jao jaddi...sanyu : dambo..niche wo.."sargi" ki rasam hain...randhir : what is that..sanyu : so jao..(sanyu looking very pretty...randhir use..blanket...ke nichese chup chup ke dekhta hain)(sanyu niche chali jati hain...)(randhir bhi sanyu ke piche hall me jata hain...)(sari aurate hall me ati hain..puja and katha..sunana ne ke liye...)(sanyu ki padosi aunty...)aunty : ye kya sanyuktane sindoor nahi bhara mang me...(randhir piche se akar...)randhir : koi bat nahi..aunty ab bhar legi..(and randhir ek pinch sindoor lekar sanyu ke mang me bhar deta hain...)
(nxt morning)(on breakfast)sanyu's papa : (to randhir) aao beta nasta kar lo..randhir : nahi o uncle mera ajj fast hain..sanyu's papa : kya...(randhir ke papa and sanyu ke papa randhir ki taraf dekhkar haste hain)randhir's papa : sanyukta ne tuje pura hi..badal diya..keep it up..sanyu's papa : ye sab aurato ke kam hain beta...jane do nasta kar lo..randhir : no uncle...(randhir waha se chala jata hain)(in aftrnoon)(randhir akela kamre me hota hain)randhir : (khud se hi)...action se bol to diya...main bhi fast karunga...par ab pet me chuhe kabaadi khel rahe..kya karu yaar i getting..to hungry...(randhir bhar jata hain...hall me koi nahi raheta..randhir kithen me jakar..jaldi se khana lekar..room me jata hain)(sanyu and mom...bhar se mehndi lagkar ate hain..)(sanyu me ja rahi hoti hi hain...wo drwaje se..jhak kar dekhti hain,,,,,randhir bed pe baithkar khana kha raha hota hain..)randhir : wa..kya khana tha...wow...sanyu : (mann me..) bachu mere sath cheating....(karvachaud ki cermony..puri hoti hain...)sanyu's mom...ab khana kha lete hain..subah se bache bhuke hain...sanyu : wohi to maa bechara randhir kabse bhuka hain....chalo 
(sanyu puri family ke sath…randhir ke liye khana leke jati hain…)(randhir kamre me baitha hota hain…)Randhir : are app sab log yaha…main khana khane aahi raha tha…app kyu..Mom : aise kaise beta..lo ajj main tume apne hatho se khana khilaungi….(Ek ek kar ke sab log randhir ko…khana khilate hain…)Beta ab meetha…Randhir : nahi wo aunty muje pasand nahi sweet…Randhir’s papa : khale thodasa…..(randhir ko…sab log…”gulabjamun khilate hain…)Sanyu : ab meri bari….randhir open ut mouth…Randhir : use guse dekhta hain….Sanyu : kho…(use gulabjamun khilati hain…)Mom : beta ab ye badam wala dudh bhi peena hain…Randhir : whatttt….nahi aunty..plz…Sanyu : kya randhir…ma ne etna pyar se banaya hain…aur tum..be a good boy..Peelo..(aur use jabrdasti milk pilati hain)Mom : ajj tumne sanyu ke liye…varth rakha..bhot accha laga…Sanyu : ma ab hum chale…sab logo bhuk lagi hogi(sab dinner karne jate hain)(sanyu dinner karke room me ati hain)(randhir ki halat kharab…hoti hain…jada khana kane ke wajah…se…uski tbyet bigad jati hain)Randhir : tumne ye janbuj ke kiya na…Sanyu : ab maine kya kiya…Randhir : tume pata hain…muje metha pasand nahi…Sanyu : isliye to khilaya…tum jarasa meetha bol sako…Randhir : tumhare iss majaz ne meri kya halat ki..hain…Mera pet dukh raha..hain…aur ultiya bhi ho rahi hain…Nahi chodunga..tumhe..sanyukta agrwal….(aur bathroom me jata hain…)(bhar ata hain)Randhir : wo halat karunga na,,,Sanyu : phele apne app ko sambhalo…baad me meri halat bigadna…Randhir : mera pet…(dard se krahte huye..)Sanyu : wo…dard ho raha hain…Randhir : nahi…khushi ho rahi hain…Sanyu : dawa chiye…Randhir : plz sanyukta,,,hogi to dedo..bhot dard ho raha hain….Sanyu : dawai..lati hain…lo…Randhir : thanku…(uske hath se lene jata hain)Sanyu : itni asani se nahi randhir…Randhir : r u mad….plz give me…Sanyu : dream team ka form nikalti hain…) singh it..Randhir : sanyukta..ur impossible…plz…give me medicineSanyu : singh karo…Randhir : forn par singh karta hain…Sanyu : (use medicine deti hain)…Randhir : (medicine leta hain…)Sanyu : don’t challenge me again…u no who I am…Mrs. Sanyukta shekhwat…mind it… #jyoti