Wednesday, August 6, 2014

ME AND MRS. SHEKHAWAT (PART - 44)

(sandhir have brekfast together)
(door bel bajati hain)
(sanyu door khoti hain)
(currier boy there)
currier boy: madam currier....
sanyu : kiske liye hain....
currier boy: mr. aggrarwal..
sanyu : papa ka currier muje....
(sanyu singh karti hain and currier lekar under jati hain)
(randhir pulls currier )
randhir : dikho kiska hain....
(randhir open the currier....and starting laugh....)
sanyu : why u laugh....aisa kya hain isme.....
randhir : vidushi kabhi nahi sudhregi....see...(currier sanyu ke hath me dekar)
sanyu : (chukhkar)...ye vidushi bhi na...kya kya click karti raheti hain...ye photo kab nikale usne....(vidushi sanyu ke ghar fite me ki kuch pics bhejati hain...and one letter for sanyu's husband)...
randhir : letter me dekho kya likha hain...mr. agrwal ur wife cheat with u..she have affair with his classmate randhir shekhawat...ur wellwisher,,,vidushi...(randhir cant cantrol his laguh..)
wo tumhare papa ko mr. agarwal samajti hain...and muje bata rahi mere wife ka mere sath hi affair chal raha hain....
sanyu : bahot hassi aa rahi hain...dumb hain wo...
randhir : phele se pata hain....
(randhir' s papa come to breakfast)
randhir;s papa : everything is ok...all dout clear...
randhir : yes papa....sare gile - sikvw khatam ho gaye hain....
now we r happy....
sanyu : yes papa,,,and sorry.for all....
randhir'papa : its ok beta..tum dono kush hona...bas...aur ha main do din ke liye banglor ja raha hoon thoda kam hain...so plz dinner pe wait mat karna....
sanyu : par achanak...
randhirs'pap : ha beta jaruri kam hain jana hoga....
sanyu : take care papa....
(randhir's papa going to office)
randhir : now will u make launch for me....
sanyu : ha muje hi banana hoga....akhir wife hoon na...
randhir : matlab..husband khana nahi bana sakte....
sanyu : banate hain....na..rise kacche and daal jali hui....
randhir : hey dont challeng me...
sanyu : randhir ye fite nahi kicthen ki baat ho rahi hain...
randhir : tumhe lagta tum master chief ho...
sanyu : ha hoon to....
randhir : ok...to ajj main launch baanaunga and tum muje judge karogi....
sanyu : wo rahene do...muje bhuka nahi rahena hain....
randhir : wait n watch.....
sanyu : randhir plz koi jarurat nahi....poora kitchen kharab kardoge tum....wo humra kitchen hain tumhara playground nahi....rahenedo....
randhir : shut up and go...and khana banane tak yaha gujrna bhi mat...
(sanyu chali jati hain...)
(kitchen se....bartan girne ki....tootne - footne ki awaze ati hain...
sanyu : pata nahi aur kya kya toottega....
(finally launch reddy)
(sanyu taste it)
sanyu : (she have tears in eyes)....
randhir : itna bura bana sanyu...
sanyu : nahi randhir....its very tasty..aisa khana to sirf ma banati hain...
really...ur the best cook of the world....(she kiss him)
randhir : again dont mess with me...by the way ye recipe aunty ne muje batai thi...
sanyu : (she throw pilow on randhir)....cheater,,,,
randhir : (he also trow pillow on sanyu)...par khana to maine banaya hain....
(they started pillow fightting)
(in night)
(randhir going to meet buddy at bar)
buddy : hey hiiii randhir....
ajj fir...what happend...?
randhir : lots of happend...
buddy : fir chlo 
randhir : kaha....
buddy : just follow me...
(they came to beach)
randhir : tumhe sab pata hota hain...i like this palace....
buddy : now tell....
(randhir tell him all the truth about her mom...and also what he did last night with sanyu)
buddy : now u join majority.....
randhir : (just smile) why not u married....
buddy : why i am marry...pyar to meri life me nahi hain..and sex to uske liye shadi ki kya jarurat.....
randhir : buddy tell u one thing....
buddy : pata hain tu muje besharm bolna chata hain....but fact is..piase har cheej kharidi ja sakti hain....but pyar nahi...dats y...i am going to red light area.....
randhir : plz buddy....
buddy : ya randhir this is fact....saale tu sanyukta se pyar karta hain...par main to kisise nahi karta to kyu....apne app ko saja doo...
teri arrange hui thi na fir bhi itna pyar....?
randhir : nahi actually...maine sanyu ko ek shadi me dekha tha..yaar wo pheli ladki thi...jise dehkar kuch click hua tha...
buddy : kya..
randhir : pata nahi...but something something.....
fir papa ne uska hi rista laya.....be honest muje shadi karni nahi thi...but sanyu ki photo dehkar....
buddy : tu bada chuparustam nikala ye sanyu ko pata hain....?
randhir : nahi....se so beautiful...tumhe dekhna hain use....
buddy : no randhir....tumhari happyness sab bata rahi hain....
randhir : thanks buddy...shyad tum na hote to.....
buddy : bas kar saale....

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